Huffpost parent tweets

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways.

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! The journal entry: I love zebras. Me: Go back to bed, school was cancelled because of hazardous road conditions.

Huffpost parent tweets

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! The thing about 4 year olds is no matter how tired they are, if they get an 86 second nap in a car it will be enough to fuel them for the next 48 hours. Sleep experts: Dark room, avoid caffeine, listen to white noise, no screens an hour before sleep Me sitting in my bed with the light on, eating dark chocolate, hearing my 3yo roar like a dinosaur over the baby monitor, reading a reply Twitter argument: Sounds good. This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. My 4 year-old learned how to spot an EXIT sign in preschool and her teacher told her she was really good at it so now she points out EXIT signs to people everywhere we go. Me: You're supposed to be in bed. Me: You tried? The funny thing about having your kid in childcare is you have no idea what they know. My 6yo told his teacher we had no food in the house so she sent a flyer home with him for the local food bank. Go-Gurt, we had no Gogurt.

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Every week, we round up funny tweets from moms and dads. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Check out the 50 best parenting tweets of the year below, and follow HuffPostParents for even more laughs. Turn it off! My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.

Every week, we round up funny tweets from moms and dads. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Check out the 50 best parenting tweets of the year below, and follow HuffPostParents for even more laughs. Turn it off! My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. So I gave 6YO a grilled cheese sandwich. If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport?

Huffpost parent tweets

Every week, we round up funny tweets from moms and dads. Check out the 50 best parenting tweets of the year below, and follow HuffPost Parents on Twitter for even more laughs. My year-old gets to bring 1 stuffed animal to school. I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also know that she is 12 when kids eat free.

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on.

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