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PM fires starting gun on election end days with revelations about his bed-making fervor and dishwasher loading skills.

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The great debate used to centre on whether the former home secretary was just very dim or very vindictive. The answer to this conundrum now appears to be both. First, we had her enthusiastic support of the Rwanda policy. The idea of sending small boats refugees to a country that has been deemed unsafe by the United Nations. So far, no refugee has yet been deported to Rwanda. So that worked well. Then she acquired a barge that turned out to be riddled with legionella. So far, only a handful of people have been housed there. It turns out that Braverman is good at talking about new ways to be unpleasant to foreigners, but less so at turning it into a reality. And only last month, she was declaring homelessness to be a lifestyle choice. For those who are bored with being warm and not being assaulted. Anyone for glamping?

It was over.

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Too busy to read it? All the love, rancour, drugs and petty fights are here. Why was my heart beating so fast? Was this what Meg really wanted? Why so many questions? Relax, I told myself. This is how to appear likable. Time to focus.

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A t times like these we need the mind of Sherlock Holmes. Maybe they all fell on their heads at the same tea party while they were overdosing on sugar. One that was cheered on by frontbenchers such as Johnny Mercer and Jeremy Hunt, who are too half-witted to understand what they are watching.

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Reuse this content. Who is prepared to break international law to fly a plane load of refugees to Rwanda. We need a grown-up relationship with the royal family. Hopefully he made sure that his wife had all her tax affairs in order before signing that one off. Nothing to see here, say Tories of their hero, 30p Lee John Crace. The clocks going back increases the sense of dread and despair — though Spurs have put me in dreamland for a while. He really, really cared about bed-making. No doubt hoping to be sent to a crypto jail. Published: 30 Jan And that was about it. This year, he also managed to fall out with Yevgeny Prigozhin, leader of the Wagner group, the Russian mercenaries spearheading the fighting in Ukraine, who appeared to launch a coup attempt by ordering his tanks to converge on Moscow. Following the threat of legal action by Oakeshott, the text was amended to: "leave it conveniently tucked under her pillow".

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Take the same drugs that Jezza injects to get through the day. Published: AM. I mean, here we have a prime minister who has guided the economy into a recession. About 3, results for The politics sketch 1 2 3 4 … next. Was that really it? At a time when people were hoping for something better from their MPs, Penny chose to kick them in the teeth again. She then did her best to stoke up hate before a pro-Palestinian march with an opinion piece in the Times and duly got exactly what she wanted. The Sunaks have done the Grazia video John Crace. This is the fate of every party leader with an election imminent. But hey, they say insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting a different result. For ever linked as the GB News double act who were fired for making and laughing at on-air misogynist remarks about journalist Ava Evans.