Liz jones diary

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By Liz Jones. Do you know what I hate at this time of year? Endless features about spas. None is ever critical, as the stays are always, always freebies. I am here to tell you that after a lifetime of going to spas all over the world — Bliss in New York, the Aveda spa in Jamaica, Dior in Paris, some place in caves in Puglia, the spa atop Harrods — I am no healthier or happier. There are basic levels of self-care that are essential: non-crusty feet, professionally cleaned teeth, a non-hairy chin.

Liz jones diary

Liz Jones is a best-selling author and YOU magazine columnist. It becomes deliciously deadly when dished up in front of a global audience of 17 million open-mouthed people. Do you know what I hate at this time of year? Endless features about spas. None is ever critical, as the stays are always, always freebies. I am here to tell you that after a lifetime of going to spas all over the world — Bliss in New York, the Aveda spa in Jamaica, Dior in Paris, some place in caves in Puglia, the spa atop Harrods — I am no healthier or happier. No wonder people ship ailing equines to the abattoir. My love of horses began aged five, when my parents ill-advisedly let me watch Animal Farm. The image of Boxer being carted off to the glue factory gave me nightmares for years. Before David left after Christmas, I tried one more time to have a meaningful conversation. I think it was Einstein who said the definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing, while expecting a different outcome. The day after my pony Benji died, we let the other horses out. Swirly, my ex-racehorse, galloped to the bottom of the hill, frantically searching for him. She galloped back up again. She kept calling to him.

I was going to text David 1.

But, boy, was I wrong. To my surprise, a pod is like writing in 3D. My weekly podcast is a two-hander with my long-suffering assistant, Nicola, one of the few working-class voices in the media today. She is the Andy to my Miranda Priestly; sorry, you will have to listen to a few episodes to get that. The response just under a million downloads, with one episode hitting 17, listens; take that, Piers Morgan! Women listeners all over the world — we have a few stoic male followers: Hello, Ian!

Now Liz Jones has an equally outrageous podcast as she and her best friend Nic dissect her weekly diary and delve into the archives to relive the bust-ups, betrayals…and bullets. Liz and Nic are both going on holiday so the podcast is taking a break. But never fear, the pair are here this week with some of their best moments from the last few hundred episodes. Think men, fashion, animals and sadly for Nic Liz singing her heart out. See omnystudio. Liz is looking forward to her mini break with Mini the dog, and Nic's looking forward to lighting Liz's expensive candles and using all her beauty products while she's house sitting.

Liz jones diary

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Privacy Policy Feedback. I kept telling the vet he looked fine, but she assured me he had sepsis, and would be in agony were it not for the drugs. I think haircare is overrated. Sign up to our newsletters. It becomes deliciously deadly when dished up in front of a global audience of 17 million open-mouthed people. I feel for her, but I feel for me, too. I am here to tell you that after a lifetime of going to spas all over the world — Bliss in New York, the Aveda spa in Jamaica, Dior in Paris, some place in caves in Puglia, the spa atop Harrods — I am no healthier or happier. I am here to tell you that after a lifetime of going to spas all over the world — Bliss in New York, the Aveda spa in Jamaica, Dior in Paris, some place in caves in Puglia, the spa atop Harrods — I am no healthier or happier. Then, a few days later, he sent a text. While my roots are dyed, why not give me a hand massage rather than pop outside for a fag? His response? The most recent was organising a twinkly pre-Christmas drinkie on a rooftop in London screen grabs of potential views, prices, cocktails, outfits and fairy lights. It was a photograph that set me thinking.

I cancelled on the married man with the non-dead wife. My excuse was that I had the farrier that day, which was true.

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