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Mystery Science Theater —; —; — is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. See Notes below for help on using this page. Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed Then one day, he was shooting at some food The kin folk said "Jed, get away from there!

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Mike Nelson: There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo. Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy! Mike Nelson: [about a man who just had his arm ripped off] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Crow T. Robot: Well, just come to see what you've done with all the grant money Joel: Hi, everybody. I'm Joel Robinson. Welcome to the What's with the Crow-In-the-Box? Tom Servo: Oh, I'm just taking Crow's body temperature down to absolute zero! Joel: [shocked] Tom! If you do that, you'll cease all molecular activity! It'll cause a chain reaction that could destroy us all!

I'm gonna grow up to break up The Beatles!

Servo: Dum-da-dum-dum-dum Everything working fine on the ol' Satellite of Love? No problems or mishaps today? Servo: Ah, nominal! So I guess you're not wondering what that rhythmic pounding might be?

Crow T. Robot: Removes lids off bottles and jars of all sizes - and it really, really works. Forrester: I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth. Forrester: Hello, and welcome. I'm Dr.

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Mike Nelson: There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo. Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy! Mike Nelson: [about a man who just had his arm ripped off] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Crow T.

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Johnny : I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are! Like a Zippo lighter without any flint! Joel [as Mike] : Saps all your powers if you're a visitor from a foreign planet. Servo : [singing to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme as a farmer encounters Petro in the swamp] Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed Then one day, he was shooting at some food It Conquered the World [ edit ] Snow Thrills short [ edit ] [Bobsledding wipeouts are shown in the cavalcade of snow sports. These must be the "Cave Dwellers"! Joel: This cockamamie satellite's turned us all into duplicate Isaac Asimovs! It's a little matter of an atomic bomb. Robot: [as Gypsy enters] I thought you looked sick but it's always hard to tell with you. Baby, you do got it all! I've got my good friend Frank!

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Okay, look in the opening segment here. Robot: Hey just a darn blasting minute. Mozart, Exeter? Servo : Hahahaha I'd taken a creative writing course. Know another quote from Mystery Science Theater ? It'll cause a chain reaction that could destroy us all! We're gonna get a bigger shoe, right? Forrester: Sacks and sacks of money. It's after nine and we've got kids! Forrester: Yeah, with Shirley MacLaine. Servo : [unenthused] Gee, thanks, Ed!