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A privately held corporation run by robots makes it black. The world rejoices. You're livid. You vent your frustrations to a team of lawyers, ps5 dbrand.

December 25th, It's AM. There's a big box beneath the Christmas tree. Santa must've received your letter. You wait anxiously for mom and dad to wake up so you can rip open the present and see what's inside. What if it's nothing but clothes? The air of anticipation is thick as you pace back and forth across the living room.

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Now, under threat of litigation, those robots have to redesign their Darkplates

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By Jay Peters , a news editor who writes about technology, video games, and virtual worlds. If you buy something from a Verge link, Vox Media may earn a commission. See our ethics statement. Sony has finally announced official PS5 faceplates in different colors , including red, pink, blue, purple, and — thankfully — black. Photos taken on my iPhone 12 Mini. I really like the matte black finish on the Darkplates 2. And similar to what my colleague Sam Byford observed with the first version of the Darkplates , the plastic used for the Darkplates 2.

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The PlayStation 5 design is… not for everyone. But personally? The weird, misshapen console is the most unique-looking thing on my TV stand. I like risks, and Sony took it with the PS5. The overhangs and lack of color options make it impossible to blend in, no matter where it sits. Dbrand, a company famous for its premium stickers and equally premium snark, decided to take matters into its own hands. The company released the Darkplates, while simultaneously daring Sony to sue.

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If you've made it this far down the page without buying anything, you're probably a lawyer. Somewhere between doing a lot of math and walking head-first into an oversized fan blade, he told us that your console will run cooler because of the vents we added. Santa must've received your letter. Time for a physics quiz. Thanks, Sony. Looks Cool, Runs Cooler. Darkplates 2. Do you have any idea how many lawyers we had to go through to find some that were willing to take on the Darkplates case? Do you think oxygen can pass through a 3mm panel of uninterrupted plastic? Their translucent colors remind you of your old N A privately held corporation run by robots makes it black. They should have released the PS5 in the s, during the golden age of video games. You sigh and add some Darkplates to your cart.

A privately held corporation run by robots makes it black.

You're livid. We have to go back. We'll give you a hint: the answer lies at the bottom of Lake Ontario. You can't believe it: your very own Nintendo Finishing Touches… Darkplates, meet Lightstrips. It's the exact color you wanted. Now, under threat of litigation, those robots have to redesign their Darkplates We may be in a maximum security prison by the end of the year, but at least your PlayStation 5 will have an indisputably original design. Good news for us, bad news for you: there probably aren't any newly-approved patents on custom LED lightstrips, middle skins, or all-new Darkplates 2. There's a big box beneath the Christmas tree. We extend heartfelt thanks to the Fan Scientist, and condolences to his family. Make a choice. It's a dangerous line of work, but you'll also get to tell us things like "you should add some vents to the Darkplates" moments before a horrific industrial accident.