Terrance and phillip quotes

I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Phillip : After all Terrance. A friend in need is a friend with kraft dinner. Terrance : Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.

Terrance and phillip quotes

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Shared with you. Eric Cartman : I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me. Kyle : Your "behind"? Eric Cartman : I have to say "behind" because I get shocked if I say "ass". Garrison I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Cartman : You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault. Kyle : Shut up, Cartman. Cartman : Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club and all because she's a big fat stupid bit

Garrison: Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard Actually, what I said was

Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict! Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs! When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there! Terrance: Jesus Christ, that was fast! Well what should we name it?

Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict! Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs! When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there! Terrance: Jesus Christ, that was fast! Well what should we name it?

Terrance and phillip quotes

Remember me. Forgot your password? Log in. Terrance character. Total quotes: 6. Phillip : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic. Terrance : But we're not gay, Phillip. Phillip : We're not?

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You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass! Small fart Phillip only: Ahahaha! B Toy Story. There she is. Terrance: You know, we've learned something today. The Mole: If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe. Please, can I finish? The Iraqi dictator? Cartman: Try this on for size Hosik's penis is especially small! Stan : We heard them from Mr. Cartman: AHHH! Browse Quotes. To give away any more of the plot would destroy the fun, but this feature-length version of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Comedy Central hit is a dead-on and hilarious send-up of pop culture. Log In.

Nothing matters more than saving the planet from Republicans. You don't need to see Terrance and Phillip. Stan: No, dude, we really, really do.

The Mole: If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe. General : Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. You have to be on your toes, because I am not going be grounded again. Take a rest. Cartman: Well that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass. Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Terrance : Would you like a Monkey Claw, Phillip? The Mole : [ singing ] I will find pride within Celine Dion : What do you mean? Kyle : Let me have some candy, Cartman. Garrison a few times before.