The bachelor recap james weir

The Bachelor: where time and space stands still and we continue to blame everything on Mel Schilling.

All the wom-en who in-de-pen-dent. Tonight, all the contestants gather at bachelor and bachelorette parties. But this recap is not a comprehensive catalogue of all the single weirdos. We will only be shining a spotlight on the top shelf freaks. Well, you are just a breath of fresh air, Melissa.

The bachelor recap james weir

Whoever made the decision to install Samantha on this show is a genius. Osher needs to take notes. Tonight, we meet our five new farmers and the slew of normies hoping to win their hearts. Warning: there are too many contestants to list in this premiere recap and the initial rules are convoluted. A couple of SUVs pull up and out tumble all the girls, who are dressed appropriately for farm life:. Then two more cars arrive with the group of boy normies for Farmer Paige. With a guy-and-girl contestant pool, Sportsbet should be opening betting odds for potential cheaters any minute. But enough about these randoms. We wait with bated breath to see what she reveals in response to this question. Either way, the footage needs to be aired. Do we even know much about the farmers? We know enough. And another looks like that ABC gardener, Costa.

Tonight, cantaloupes are hurled around like crazy.

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Melissa Mason. You know when you go through the security bit at the airport and you immediately become hyper-paranoid, like wait maybe I have a secret gun in my bag? That paranoia is how I feel about The Bachelors Australia after all this hoo-ha with shifting launch dates and a very suspicious January 9 premiere. Not that I think The Bachelors Australia is going to turn into a Hunger Games bloodbath although honestly, for ratings, I can see it in our future. I need this season to be good!! Osher is fucking selling it to us, though.

The bachelor recap james weir

This week, Joey met four families — and then sent a frontrunner home. This week on The Bachelor , by the numbers: Four hometown dates, one shocking departure, and three final women for Joey. Date No. Kelsey greets Joey with a huju , as required by Bachelor law. The matchy-matchy duo rides a tandem bike around City Park , which Kelsey last did with her late mother.

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I would never, ever say that. Mel B has embraced her most 'freeing' years yet. It seems the once-controversial word might not carry the same offence it once did. The confidence comes from being an individual. Melissa is a dominant personality, but she might just be about to meet her match. Then Melissa struts across the room and corners Sandy. Are you? Oh Monique. Yeah, girls. With a guy-and-girl contestant pool, Sportsbet should be opening betting odds for potential cheaters any minute. The Bachelor mansion has been pummelled by a vulgar C-word scandal that has ended in a disgusted walkout by the man himself and left audiences searching Urban Dictionary to figure out when exactly the oddly specific insult became a thing. But this recap is not a comprehensive catalogue of all the single weirdos. Producers stole the big dirty cantaloupe out of the MAFS production handbook, so a mild glassing could be imminent. I don't even use the word pig," she bitches to Rachael.

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It came up that you had some fairly flowery language to describe myself. Monique goes into damage control and starts trying to get support from girls she's never even spoken to. All the wom-en who in-de-pen-dent. Abbie gets a single date which is convenient because she has a secret she'd like to share with Matt. Search New Zealand Herald. The confidence comes from being an individual. The Bachelor mansion has been pummelled by a vulgar C-word scandal that has ended in a disgusted walkout by the man himself and left audiences searching Urban Dictionary to figure out when exactly the oddly specific insult became a thing. And I have proof. Matt and Osher have left and all the girls are now slumping around the couch while drinking and bitching about how Abbie kissed Matt earlier in the party. To us it looks a little less James Bond and a little more Diane Keaton. Mel B has embraced her most 'freeing' years yet. Pumped up lips. Whoever made the decision to install Samantha on this show is a genius. The producers serve it right back to him. Melissa sees herself as somewhat of a sexy Yoda.